10. Make your bed and straighten up right when you wake up.
9. Empty bathroom trash cans frequently. No one wants to see or smell your TP!
8. Have lots of salty snacks. Potato chips, banana chips, pork rinds, and peanuts with raisins are always a hit.
7. Don´t forget ham, cheese, and bread or saltines. They can go a long way!
6. Have soda (any flavor, but not diet), fresh juice, whiskey and beer on hand at all times.
5. Go to the corner pirated music stand and buy the latest party mix, Salsa by Joe Arroyo, and Vallenato hits.
4. Play music at all times to create a warm and fun environment.
3. Offer at least cold water and a seat, even if you really late for something and need to leave.
2. Never feel embarrassed if you were napping in the middle of day and answer the door in a haze.1. Always smile when people arrive at your door unannounced. If you don´t, they will never come back and spread the word you don´t like visitors. You'll be another just another unfriendly gringo.